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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Movie Viewing - 2007 - Continued...

Time again to list more films that I have seen this year. I must say, I am pleasantly surprised that already I have been able to see some really fine films. Continuing the list that I last published on my blog - listing some of the interesting films that I saw in the earlier part of the year - here are a few more seen thereafter:

1) Life in a..... Metro (2007)
2) Cheeni Kum (2007)
3) The Bong Connection (2007)
4) Anuranan (2007)
5) Bow Barracks Forever! (2006)
6) The Blue Umbrella (2005)
7) Let's Enjoy! (2004)
8) Gandhi My Father (2007)
9) Chak De! India (2007)
10) Yatra (2007)
11) Before Night Falls (2000)
12) De-Lovely (2004)
13) The Life & Death of Peter Sellers (2004)
14) Smoke (1994)
15) Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
16) Selena (1997)
17) Apocalypto (2006)
18) Under Suspicion (2000)
19) Up Close and Personal (1996)
20) Chain Kulii Ki Main Kulii (2007)
21) Ratatouille (2007)

[The film titles have been listed randomly, not in any order; given alongside each title is the year of filming and/or release.]

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Cool Replies

There is always this need to share good jokes with friends. I am amazed that some wonderful nuggets are on offer on the Net these days. Some are really funny, that deserve to be shared.

Here are some Cool Replies - collected from the Net - hope they keep my readers laughing:

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Teacher: Peter , why are you late for school again?

Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order!"

The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master: Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer: I bet you, it won't.
Post Master: Why not?
Customer: It's addressed to Mumbai!

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. ''My trouble is,'' he said, ''that I keep forgetting things.''

"How long has this been going on?'' asked the psychiatrist.
"How long has what been going on?''said the man.

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field.
Teacher : How come you changed the order?
Student : Ladies first.

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and roasted leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems....... Give the menu card!